I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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