...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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