party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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