discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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