So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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