People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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