it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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