She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
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