Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
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I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
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I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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