There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
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Farmville is her only friend.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
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He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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