Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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