...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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