i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
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girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
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Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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