He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
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apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
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There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
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I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats