All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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