no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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