I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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