...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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