i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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