So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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