Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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