You're so nebulous sometimes
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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