got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
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So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
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Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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