You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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