I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
