I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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