Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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