Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Randomize
