New invention idea: vibrating tampons
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
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