I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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