So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
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everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
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I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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