how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
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