I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
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Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
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I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Couch. On fire.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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