I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Farmville is her only friend.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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