i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
drinking out of a sandbucket again
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I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
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Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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