i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
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luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
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Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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