is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
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