will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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