i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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