There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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