You're completely useless in the revolution.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
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They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
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Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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