bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
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i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
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She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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