I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Non-Jews are for practice
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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