Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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