My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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