what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
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She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
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And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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