I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
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My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
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this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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