i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
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ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
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But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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