just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
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