why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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