just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Oh god it's open bar.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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