I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Randomize
