If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
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I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
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You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
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