One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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