batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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