? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
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